15 Things Girls Wish Guys Knew!

1. Don’t tell us when you think other girls are hot.
– Bagi tahulah kalau nak kena belasah!!

2. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials before we get bored.
– Yelah, best sangat ke apa yang anda nak cakap tu berbanding drama “Desperate Housewife” kami?

3. Mark anniversaries on the calendar.
– Abang lupa,abang tidur luar malam ini!hehe

4. We think about you all the time.
– Lagi-lagi ketika kami sedang dingorat lelaki lain & tertanya-tanya “mana boyfriend aku ni, tak takut ke kalau aku kena kebas??”

5. This is how we see it: Don’t call = Don’t care.
– Dan, jangan terkejut lak kalau lepas itu kami plak x call

6. Which also means that if we don’t call, take a hint.
-Lagi terang & bersuluh yang kami MERAJUKLAH itu!

7. We like you to be a little jealous. But overly possessive is not necessary.
– Yer saya tau awak sayang saya…

8. We’re allowed to be late. You’re not.
– Kami nak mekap, nak pilih kasut lagi. Semestinya warna baju n kasut kena SEDONDON! Selagi tak ada, asyik bertukar je la! Laki? Takkan nak pakai mekap kot?

9. Eye contact is the key.
– Dari mata turun ke hati. Tapi, bukan pandang perempuan lain sampai terjojol biji mata!! Karate karang!

10. Don’t take longer to get ready than we do.

– Sekali lagi, pakai mekap ke bang..??

11. Laugh at our jokes.
Bohong sunat sekali sekala pasal ni xpe..

12. 3 words: honesty, honesty, honesty!
– Yes, that’s right! Tapi, tak perlulah terus terang kalau masakan kitorang tak sedap!! Walaupun rasa macam nak tercabut anak tekak, jawab je “Sedap gilerrrrr yang..”

13. Girls can be groupies. Guy groupies are stalkers.
– Ha’a.. tak macho langsung. Pergi tandas pun kena berteman ke? Takut kena rogol ek?

14. Do not start with us. You will not win.
– Lagi-lagi kalau gf mu itu bakal Lawyer

15. Would you like it if a guy treated your sister that way? Didn’t think so.
– What goes around, comes around!

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